Wednesday, 22 December 2010
Onion & Everest are similar Now.. Both are at Peak..
Wednesday, 1 December 2010
2G Brings Individual Prosperity, But 4G Brings Global Prosperity

Wednesday, 16 June 2010
சிரிப்பே சிறந்த மருந்து.. சிரிப்பு ஸ்பெஷல்
இது முழுக்க முழுக்க சிரிப்பு தொகுப்பு.. உங்களுக்காக.. சிரிப்பு ஸ்பெஷல்....!!
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மனைவி: நம்ம பையன் என்னவாக வரணும்னு ஆசைப்படுறீங்க?
கணவன்: அவன் என்ன வேணும்னாலும் ஆகட்டும்...ஆனா யாருக்கும் புருஷனா மட்டும் ஆகக்கூடாது... நான் பட்ட கஷ்டம் என்னோட போகட்டும்...!!
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மனைவி: ஏங்க.. சமையல்காரியை நிறுத்திட்டு இனிமே நானே சமைக்கிறேன்... எனக்கு மாசம் எவ்வளவு சம்பளம் கொடுப்பீங்க?
கணவன்: உனக்கு எதுக்கும்மா சம்பளம்...? நீ சமைக்க ஆரம்பிச்சுட்டேனா என் இன்சூரன்ஸ் பணம் மொத்தமும் உனக்குத்தானே...!
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மனைவி: என்னங்க.. அதோ அங்க உக்காந்து தண்ணியடிக்கிறாரே.. அவரு ஒரு தடவை என்னை பொண்ணு பார்க்க வந்திருந்தாரு. நான் அவரை கல்யாணம் பண்ணமாட்டேன்னு சொன்னதினால அதை நினைச்சே இத்தனை வருஷமா தண்ணியடிக்கிறாராம்.
கணவன்: அடப்பாவி...! அந்த சந்தோஷத்தை இத்தனை வருஷமாவா கொண்டாடிக்கிட்டிருக்கான்..?
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புயல் மழையில் ஒருவன் பீட்ஸா வாங்க கடைக்குச் செல்கிறான்.
கடைக்காரர் : சார் உங்களுக்கு கல்யாணம் ஆயிடுச்சா...?
வந்தவர்: பின்ன.. இந்த புயல் மழைல எங்க அம்மாவா என்னை பீட்ஸா வாங்க அனுப்புவாங்க...!??
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நர்ஸ்-1 : நம்ம டாக்டரோட ஞாபகமறதி நோய் குணமான சேதி கேட்டு எல்லோரும் ஷாக் ஆகிட்டாங்க!
நர்ஸ்-2 : எதுக்கு?
நர்ஸ்-1 : அவர் நெஜமாவே டாக்டர் இல்லையாம், வக்கீலாம்!
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ஒருவர் : என்னோட இராசி, நட்சத்திரம் எல்லாத்தையும் கேட்டுட்டு, வீட்டுக்குள்ள ஜோசியர் போறாரே, எதுக்கு?
மற்றவர் : கொஞ்சம் அவசரப்படாம இருங்க.. பேப்பரைப் படிச்சிட்டு வந்து உங்களுக்கு பலன் சொல்வாரு!
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ஆள் -1 :ரொம்பக் கஷ்டப்பட்டு வீட்டைக் கட்டிட்டேன், ஆனா மனசுக்குள்ள ரொம்ப பயமா இருக்கு!
ஆள்-2 : எதுக்கு பயம்? கடன் அதிகமாயிடுச்சா?
ஆள் -1 :இல்ல.. நிலம்தான் யாருடையதுன்னு தெரியல!
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இளைஞன்: நீண்ட நாள் வாழ ஏதாவது வழி இருக்கிறதா?
நண்பன்: திருமணம் செய்துகொள்.
இளைஞன்: திருமணம் அதற்கு உதவி செய்யுமா?
நண்பன்: இல்லை, இந்த மாதிரியான எண்ணங்கள் வாழ்நாளில் உனக்குத் திரும்ப வரவே வராது.
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கணவன்: ஏன் ஆண்கள் இரண்டாவது திருமணம் செய்து கொள்ள சட்டத்தில் இடம் இல்லை?
வக்கீல்: ஒரு குற்றத்திற்காக யாரும் இரண்டு முறை தண்டிக்கப்படுவதில்லை!
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திருமணமானவர்கள் கீழே உள்ள செய்தியைப் படிக்கவேண்டாம்:
“சுதந்திரதின வாழ்த்துக்கள்!!!”
(இது இருபாலருக்கும் பொருந்துமோ????)
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ஒரு பெண்மணி நடு இரவில் தூக்கத்தில் எழுந்து தன் கணவர் அருகில் இல்லாததை உணர்ந்து அவரைத் தேடினார். வீடு முழுவதும் தேடி, கடைசியில் அவர் சமையலையறையில் அமர்ந்திருந்ததைக் கண்டார். அவருக்கு முன்னால் காபி இருந்தது. அவர் ஆழ்ந்த சிந்தனையில் சுவரை வெறித்துப் பார்த்தபடி அமர்ந்திருந்தார். இடையிடையே கண்ணில் வழியும் கண்ணீரைத் துடைத்தபடி காபியை அருந்திக் கொண்டிருப்பதைக் கண்டார். மனம் பதைபதைத்து அவர் அருகில் சென்று, இதமாகக் கையைப் பிடித்து, “என்ன ஆயிற்று? இந்த நடு இரவில் இங்கே வந்து தனியாக அமர்ந்திருக்கிறீர்களே?” என்று கேட்டார்.
கணவன்: உனக்கு நினைவிருக்கிறதா? 20 வருடங்களுக்கு முன்னால் உனக்கு பதினெட்டு வயதாகும்போது நாம் இருவரும் தனியாக பார்க்கில் சந்தித்தோமே?
மனைவி: ஆமாம், நினைவிருக்கிறது.
கணவன் (தொண்டை அடைக்கக் கமறலுடன்): அன்று உன் அப்பாவிடம் இருவரும் மாட்டிக்கொண்டோமே?
மனைவி: ஆமாம் (கணவரின் கண்களைத் துடைத்து விடுகிறார்)
கணவன்: என் நெற்றிப்பொட்டில் துப்பாக்கியை வைத்து “மரியாதையாக என் பெண்ணைத் திருமணம் செய்து கொள்கிறாயா.. இல்லை, 20 ஆண்டுகள் உன்னை ஜெயிலுக்கு அனுப்பவா?” என்று உன் அப்பா என்னைக் கேட்டது உனக்கு நினைவிருக்கிறதா?
மனைவி: அதுவும் நினைவில் இருக்கிறது. அதற்கென்ன?
கணவன் கண்களைத் துடைத்தவாறு: அன்று என்னை ஜெயிலுக்கு அனுப்பியிருந்தால் இன்று எனக்கு விடுதலை நாள்!!!!
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சரி நண்பர்களே... மீண்டும் உங்களை இதே போல் சிரிப்பு தொகுப்புடன் வெகு விரைவில் காண்பேன்.
நன்றி... நன்றி... நன்றி... உங்களிடமிருந்து நன்றி கூறி விடை பெறுவது உங்கள்..உங்கள்.. உங்கள்.. குரோம்பேட் காசிராமன்........
-- வர்ட்டா............
Tuesday, 1 June 2010
Continuation - Tirunelveli Trip
This is in continuation to my earlier post about my tirunelveli trip.
Then we had our routines, freshed up ourselves and had a brief breakfast in the adjacent hotel. The filter coffee was too good and we all thoroughly enjoyed it. Then we hired a qualis (Air conditioned..!!) for our tirunelveli sight seeing and our vehicle geared up around 10.30 am. The driver was so friendly and we thoroughly enjoyed his company through out our travel.
We all played an instant small game among ourselves by trying to guess the driver name. Every one used their chance and said some names of their own. I used my (tiny) brain and guessed a name for our driver and in fact I was over confident that I will be the winner in this. Actually with great difficulty I read a name written in the glass behind our vehicle and thought that might be his name.. But unfortunately the name written on the glass was this driver's brother name. So none of us won in this game and in fact no one could even manage to guess the first letter of it..!! Strange name.. I am hearing it for the very first time.. Can any of you guess??. His name starts with the letter "V"..
Hence forth I shall term the driver as "Mr. V" through out this post. Mr. V was also kind enough to accompany (walking) with us to the tourist spots and shared all the info he has about those places. We learnt that several movies like Sami, Gilli, etc., were filmed in front of the kailasa nathar temple in nellai.. As if some historic spot, I immediately used my digicam to click all those divine(!!) filmed places..!!
Mr. V helped us by standing in the crowd to buy the famous halwa for us. To our surprise he did not even taste a little bit of it and said that because of regular eating of this halwa he developed a hatred towards it..!!
While exiting this huge nellaippar temple all of us were totally drained of our energy. After some time we reached our hotel and the very next day morning was our train from tirunelveli to Trichy.. Again to our surprise Mr. V told us to be ready in the morning, so that we can be dropped in the tirunelveli railway station. As promised Mr. V turned up exactly to pick us and while going to the railway station he shared with us his marriage photo where in the actor (owner of this qualis vehicle) was present. Mr. V was too good (ROMBA Nallavar...) enough to be so friendly, he did not charge us for the station drop.. Free of cost trip from hotel to railway station.. I felt it as some compensation for the first day rip off by the auto rickshaw. But to show our humanity, we gave an amount to Mr. V as a token of our love, but he was so adamant to take that and some how finally we convinced him to take. I experienced two extreme of people in span of two days.. one person ripped off (autorickshaw).. one person was so generous (Mr. V)
Whole of our tirunelveli trip Mr. V was our hero and he was so kind enough to make a phone call to us the next day to ensure whether we reached trichy safely.
One more interesting information to share. While our sight seeing trip, Mr. V showed us a statue of famous old Nadhaswara musician 'Karaikurichi Arunachalam'. While hearing and seeing this statue my father expressed his liking towards the music of Karaikurichi Arunachalam and also said several good things about him. Mr. V was silently listening to all of this and later when we reached trichy Mr. V called my dad and said that he has bought 2 audio cassettes of Karaikurichi Arunachalam which will be posted to our house address. My father was so much moved by this gesture of Mr. V.
Seeing the gesture of Mr. V, I instantly remembered the tamil verses..... "Nallaar oruvar ularel, avar poruttu ellarukum peiyum Mazhai"...
Our train was at 7.50 AM to trichy and we all boarded in our compartment very fresh being a fresh morning..
To be continued......
--- Vartaa....
Thursday, 27 May 2010
Recent News in Chromepet
I hope many of you might be aware of my recent visit to Chromepet. It was very nice trip and enjoyed roaming in the streets of chromepet. Now I would like to share the recent news in chromepet with you all.
BREAKING NEWS:
The famous Church 'Amala Annai Aalayam' was broken (demolished) probably for further construction. This is the first breaking news in Chromepet. This church forms a part of the famous school Holy Angels Matriculation, where so many legends were grown and now several of those have become popular too.. Great School, great students..
The Hyssop VSP hotel is now the talk of the town. Unfortunately due to various reasons I was not able to visit the hotel even once, but came to understand that the quality as well as the cost is good. This hotel is now become a hot spot for the youngsters particularly during week ends.
For a change I found the Radha Nagar main road to be well laid and maintained to a greater stretch until Nemilicherry. Also I could see the M52E metropolitan Transport (MTC) bus roaring in the streets of Radha Nagar.
Another interesting information I heard was, that oflate traffic police are so vigilant and strict in catching the offenders of not using the helmet for two wheelers. It seems if a person rides a bike without helmet the penalty is only Rs.50/- where as if a person has a helmet and if he does not wear while riding his bike the penalty is Rs. 100/- .. enna kodumai saravanan idhu.. I am not sure of the authenticity of this information.. Utkaarandhu yosipaangaloo...!!
The crowd for purchasing the train ticket was lengthier than the number of coaches in 2 electric trains!!.. No improvement at all in this issue..!! I felt this huge crowd might encourage lots of illegal (without train ticket) passengers in the electric train..
The great vettri and rakesh theaters remains same. I happened to watch (unfortunately!!) the tamil movie SURA in vettri theater. It was the very first week of this movie got released and to my surprise I got the tickets in the counter (totally empty..!!, the ticket issuer was all alone .. looking so sad..!!). Once I went inside and saw the movie I then realised the reason behind the ticket counter being empty..!! Also I co-related the dailogue of SURA after watching the whole movie... "SURA padam paarkkaradukku munnadi nalla yosichukoo.. yena padam paartha appuram konjam kuda yosikka mudiyaadhu".. aaavvvv... I became speechless until home after exiting the theater..!!!
Few of the old characters (shop people) recognised me and I had a brief chat with them too..
These were few of the recent updates about Chromepet. I shall narrate more in the coming posts..
I hope by this time the heat might have reduced to some extent in Chennai. Beat the heat (summer) with Thayir sadam... Njoy this blog post about thayir sadam: Courtesy Mr. Badri
---vartaa..
Tuesday, 25 May 2010
My First Experience of Original Tirunelveli Halwa

So far I was very nicely given 'HALWA' (bulb!!) by so many people... This is the very first time I myself got the original halwa of my own..!! I am sure many of you might have got nice halwa (bulbs!!) from several of your friends etc.,!!
Apart from this two high lights there were several nice experience during our tirunelveli trip. I shall try to share it with you in the future posts..
vartaa....
Monday, 15 February 2010
Hoteloooo Hotels...
Vanakkam Nanbargalay... I am sure many of chromepetians might have heard (even visited..!!) and began to exult about the recent developments in chromepet. In particular the upcoming of restaurants in chromepet. I am very much delighted to hear the news about the latest arrival of hotels in chromepet.
I have already written in my earlier posts, that a good hotel is really a curse for chromepet in particular Radha Nagar. Almost nearly for the past 15 years I have not seen any good vegetarian hotel in and around Chromepet. Now the time has come and chromepet is blessed to have good standard hotels.
During my recent visit to chromepet, I happened to have my breakfast in Balaji Bhavan. This hotel is located just few meters away from Vaishnava College Railway gate. I found the food very tasty and I thoroughly enjoyed my breakfast in detail. Also the response (Crowd) was too good, by which I had a feeling of having food somewhere in a hotel in T.Nagar I am sure many of you might have tasted and already given your ratings for Balaji Bavan. I really cannot even guess that how many of you will join hands with me in complimenting the food taste of Balaji Bavan.
The talk of the town in chromepet during end of year 2009 was all about the great Namma Veetu Vasanta Bavan restaurant. Until the opening of Vasanta Bavan in Chromepet we all used to go to Tambaram to have a quality food at Vasanta Bavan. But now chromepet is lucky enough to have this hotel in the prime location of the GST Road. I still not have tasted the chromepet vasanta Bavan food, but assuming they keep up their standard similar to their outlet in Tambaram. But I heard that we need to wait a long time to get a seat in Vasanta Bavan, that crowded..!! is this true?
Wow, more good news are on the way in chromepet with respect to the opening of hotels. Now Adyar Ananda Bavan also have opened an outlet in GST road, if I am not wrong, some where near the great Vettri Theater.. Amazing.. I have tasted once in Adyar Ananda Bavan in Tambaram and I found the food tasty.
So now our GST road is become a hot spot for choosing a variety of taste and restaurant. No doubt chromepet is all the manner competing with T.Nagar by having all kinds of outlets. I hope in the near future let Saravana Bavan too have an outlet in our Great Chromepet.
The most important and joyful news is that Radha Nagar now fortunate enough to have a good vegetarian hotel, that too in the most famous street.. 'Bharathi Street'. Thanks to the VSP and their contribution to Chromepet and Radha Nagar. The VSP super market is a big hit among the chromepetians.. Yes all the items are available and the display, customer assistance is perfect. I am sure the VSP will reciprocate the response of its customers by expanding and providing more customer friendly environment with their super market.
The new VSP hotel is located in Bharathi Street just above the VSP Super Market. So far I have not received any information about the quality and taste. I am just waiting for it.
So what more proof is required to show the world, that chromepet is booming and becoming like a Texas of Chennai.. In the future, Chromepet will be much more a better place than T. Nagar to have all the branded outlets.
but still I have a soft corner and sympathy to our long serving Bhajji Kadai Nair and Bonda Rao in Radha Nagar, station Road. They are popular in their own style.
Tail piece : During my recent visit, I also witness the MTC Bus Route number 52E services resumed. Yes, again the Bus Service between Nemilicherry and Broadway by route number 52E has resumed. Thats another good news. Thanks to the people who really put their effort to resume this bus service. I hope more frequency and more new services will be introduced in the near future.
In short, I AM PROUD TO SAY I AM FROM CHROMEPET.. TEXAS of Chennai..
The only draw back in chromepet, in particular Radha Nagar is the Railway Gate. Even a great astrologer cannot predict the subway or flyover possibilities in Radha Nagar.
- vartaa..
Friday, 12 February 2010
1) Better, TEAM INDIA to hire some talented players from Australian Team to play in the 2nd Test Match against South Africa.. Hope for this Mr. Lalit Modi will be of great help to TEAM INDIA.
2)TEAM INDIA always keeps up the motto.. Yes as we stand in the No. 1 Spot in the Test Match Rankings (SINGLE DIGIT), so we got defeated in the 1st Test Match against SA by Single Digit only, just 6 runs..
3)TEAM INDIA to bid and hire Amla, Kallis, Steyn from SA Team for the 2nd Test match.
4)TEAM INDIA was far better than South Africa in the recent 1st Test Match. Because South African Team was dare enough and also capable of batting only once against Indian Bowlers, whereas TEAM INDIA played twice, - continuously.. epppuddddiiiiiiiiiii..
5)First and foremost our TEAM INDIA bowlers cannot bowl swings.. how can we expect reverse swing.. Probably we should train the Indian fast bowlers to run in reverse (backward) and then try to swing the ball.. Should try this in 2nd test match..
6)If any of the South African bowlers takes 2 wickets against TEAM INDIA in the second Test match, the umpires should ban those SA bowlers from bowling for the entire remaining match.
7)Last but not least.. When ever our Master Blaster scores a century (100 runs) our TEAM INDIA losses. No problem, one more record for Sachin and one more feather in his hat..!! I guess because of Sachin's continuous records and so many feathers in his hat, our TEAM INDIA has now become a 'FEATHERLESS CHICKEN'.
Sachin got out the very next ball he scored his century in the 1st test match.. Very dedicated guy.. On Personal Front..!!!
As usual, let us keep our fingers (if possible hands too..!!) crossed and watch the 2nd Test Match between TEAM INDIA and South Africa at Eden Gardens, Kolkata from 14th Feb 2010.
It is sad to note that this global recession has badly affected our National Game, Hockey too.. yes TEAM INDIA (hockey) is still pending of their dues..